So, I was in the shower, and I was wondering… Who decided we should shower? Did Man just make it up? Or did God say to Adam, “Dude, you need to go dip your self in the river over there. And take some leaves and scrub. Don’t forget behind the ears and the belly button.”
And… who invented the towel? After a while of getting sick from being wet with clothes on, did someone just say, “Hey, I’m wet. And my clothes are wet. This is unpleasant.” Then decide to wipe themselves with leaves? Or other clothes??? Hmmm…. I should get some sleep. But I don’t know how I CAN sleep with all this in my head!!!
PS– I couldn’t sleep, so I did research (ha, don’t quote me):
The Greeks invented the shower in 300 B.C. complete with plumbing.
The French invented the bath towel?
Joseph Gayetty invented toilet paper in 1857
I’m still confused. So is Towlie. As always.